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Drunk bum on the corner |
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Everyone must die |
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Oct 29, 2008, 03:31 PM |
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| Setting things(and people)on fire,mugging old people and beating them over they're heads with they're canes(or walkers),drowning puppies,skining cats,sticking lit firecrackers in blind people's pockets,running people who have "baby on board" signs off the road into telephone poles with my truck,asking cops where to score drugs and hookers,blowing up schools and churches,and when I get time inbetween all that other stuff I like to ride my skateboard or play my guitar. |
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| ABOUT ME |
| I'LL TRY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT.WHEN I WAS JUST A WEE TODD,(A TODDLER IF YOU WILL)MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH THE NANNY AND WENT ON HOLIDAY TO BERMUDA.THE CRUISE SHIP THEY WERE ON DISAPEARED IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE AND MY PARENTS WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN.MY SEXUALLY ABUSIVE NANNY STOLE MY FAMILY'S FORTUNE AND SOLD ME TO A CHILDRENS LABOR CAMP IN MEXICO.ME AND A HUNDRED OTHER CHILDREN MADE BOOTLEG NIKE SPORTSWEAR AND SOMTIMES FAKE GUCHI PURSES,FOR MORE THAN TWENTY HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK. ONE DAY IN THE FACTORY THERE WAS A FIRE AND THE WHOLE PLACE TURNED INTO A BATTLEFIELD AS ALL THE KIDS SEIZED THE MOMENT AND REVOLTED AGAINST THE ONES WHO IMPRISONED US.I FLED THE FACTORY AND HEADED FOR THE WOODS. I HAD KNOW IDEA WHERE I WAS GOING BUT AN UNSEEN PRESCENCE I COULD FEEL WAS FOLLOWING MY EVERY MOVE FROM BEHIND ME. THE SUN WENT DOWN AND THE FULL MOON WAS THE ONLY SOURCE OF LIGHT I HAD.I HEARD SOMETHING COMING FROM THE DARKNESS AND BEFORE I COULD REACT IT HAPPEND. I WAS ATTACKED BY A WEREWOLF. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY VICTORY FOR THE BEAST IF IT WASN'T FOR THE U.F.O. THAT FLEW IN AND DISTRACTED HIM. A BEAM OF LIGHT CAME FROM THE SAUCER AND DISENIGRATED THE WEREWOLF. ANOTHER BEAM OF LIGHT CAME FROM THE SAUCER BUT THIS TIME ON ME. IT DIDN'T HURT BUT IT TICKLED A LITTLE BIT AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS ON THE U.F.O. AND SURROUNDED BY ALIENS. THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PARENTS DISAPEARNCE BECAUSE MY PARENTS HAD A RARE D.N.A. STRUCTURE THAT COULD PRODUCE A VACCINATION FOR THE INCURABLE DISEASE THAT WAS KILLING THE PEOPLE OF THEIR PLANET.THEY NEEDED MORE OF MY FAMILY'S D.N.A. TO MAKE MORE VACINE.THEY LOOKED AT ME WITH HUNGRY EYES AND I KNEW ALL TO WELL THEY WANTED MORE THAN A SAMPLE. AFTER TAKING IN ALL I HAD SEEN AND HEARD ON THE U.F.O. I HAD ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE INJURY TO MY SHOULDER WHERE I WAS BITTEN BY THE WEREWOLF.IT STARTED TO PULSE AS IF IT HAD A LIFE OF IT'S OWN. I COULD FEEL THIS SENSATION FILLING MY BODY AND A HUNGER I HAD NEVER FELT. IT WAS STILL A FULL MOON AND I WAS TRANSFORMING. I BLACKED OUT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS SURROUNDED BY POLICE AND PARAMEDICS THEN BLACKED OUT AGAIN. THE COURTS HAD ME PUT INTO A FOSTER HOME AND IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO START SCHOOL. SCHOOL WAS A NIGHTMARE.MOST OF THE KIDS AND TEACHERS DISMISSED MY STORIES AS LIES AND SAID I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET ATTENTION. THAT IS UNTIL OUR FIELDTRIP TO THE STATE PARK WHERE WE WOULD SOON ALL BE CAMPED OUT UNDER THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON.WHEN I CHANGE INTO THE BEAST I NEVER REMEMBER ANYTHING UP UNTILL I REAWAKEN FROM MY EPISODE. WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD AND AND COULD SEE THE SCARED AND SHOCKED FACES OF MY CLASSMATES AND TEACHERS. THEY TOLD ME WHEN WE WERE ALL ROASTING HOT DOGS ON STICKS WE WERE ATTACKED BY BIGFOOT. AS HORRORFIED AS THEY WERE BY THE WHOLE INCIDENT THEY WERE THANKFUL I SLAYED THE BIGFOOT AND SAVED THE CLASS.AFTER THAT THINGS WERE DIFFERNT AT SCHOOL. NOBODY MADE FUN OF ME ANYMORE BUT NOW THEY WERE ALL SCARED OF ME.I WAS VERY ALONE AND FELT VERY OUT OF PLACE SO I DROPPED OUT HALFWAY THRU THE THIRD GRADE AND STARTED WORKING FULLTIME WITH A TRAVELING CIRCUS AS THE WOLF BOY.THE CIRCUS WASN'T BAD...THAT IS UNTILL I KNOCKED UP THE FAT LADY ONE NIGHT ON A FULL MOON.I DECIDED I WASN'T READY TO BE A FATHER AND LEFT THE CIRCUS IN PURSUIT OF A NEW ADVENTURE AND A NEW LIFE. THAT WAS OVER FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. SINCE THEN I'VE HAD SO MANY STRANGE JOURNEYS AND HAVE MET SOME REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY.ONE TIME I DIED AND HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND ACTUALLY HAD A CONVERSATION WITH GOD. ANOTHER TIME I WENT TO THE NORTH POLE AND FOUND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA AND HIS ELVES, AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES IS THE TIME I WAS FROZEN AND AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY CRYOGENICS A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS LATER.I GUESS YOU GET THE IDEA OF WHAT KINDA PERSON I AM,AND I THINK I'VE TAKEN UP ENOUGH ROOM.NOW WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOU? |
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