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1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW... Read More
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?" The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.&... Read More
Biker Mother of Six A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud
that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a
lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they
went.
At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you
ready to go home?"
His irritated wife screamed back:&nbs... Read More
SCENE: U.S.S. NAGASAKI - BRIDGE
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The former Borg drone; Lieutenant Colonel Lu Rod, was onboard the docked U.S.S. NAGASAKI overseeing a myriad of system diagnostics, revising and upgrading protocols, supervising a certain refit, and basically running things over with the crew when the ship's klaxons {which were inter-synchronized with the Saloon's Red Alert} sounded.
He looked at, and then hurried to the Communications Console where Lieutenant V'Mira... Read More
What to say, what ta say, hmmmm....Celebrating Rins B-Day tomorra. Burned out early at work. Hope nobody noticed. Did a 180 with my car in the valley, narrowly missed the oncoming vehicle. I have come to the comclusion that it's a better idea to call my boss when I'm late. Life lessons.......i get em a lot. Haven't been taken care of myself much and know better than that. I think two jobs that your not thrilled with will do that to a woman. Think... Read More
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