If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The things that we would do I'd shoot up meth in his neck and teach him how to chew! If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The games that we would play! I'd make him wear my panties then convince him he was gay! If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The places we would go! I'd start him at the glory hole then to a donkey show! If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The things that we would see! I'd show him a home abortion then bestial porn ..starring me! If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The things we'd do in bed! Every time he starts to cum ,I'd scream "is grandma really dead?" If I had a Mormon boy , OH! The lies that I would tell! I'd assure him that drinking seamen would save his soul from hell!