I'm up. And I DO mean UP. Thanks for all the attention. I have so much pun with you. I wish it WOOD never end. tee he he. Boing!! have a splendid 24/7. Did you know there's no word that ryhmes with orange. ok I'll shut up. But to answer your "Joan Jett" song. YES! I want to touch you there. YES PLEASE. Mother may I. peace Chris
Only slightly. It struck me as either deliberately nonsensical, serious (but from another planet), or cashing in on typical male innuendo. Out of context it was funny.
Oh, sorry, did I kill your funny? Aw, shucks.
Oh, and I demand you change your 'body type' section.
For Those of you who have asked about more (And since I am a Shameless Slut, promoting my work) Here is something you might enjoy!
Hunger
Desire surges, inflamed blood boiling---Adramelech's awful serpent uncoiling... Throw off the shroud, escape confinement---desire rejects reason's cruel refinement... Images perceived, foul actions concieved---pressure building, satisfy this unholy need... From ancient legend, unappended---dreadful repetition, another life ended.
Unwary citizens intent, embroiled---in life's pursuit, mortality destined to be soiled.... A chance encounter, vicious carnage enacted---mortal death the price exacted.... Satisfaction achieved, pathetic husk discarded---breif death memories uselessly imparted... To one to whom such pitiful sharing---tis but a footnote, incapable of caring.
Dark ancient predator,freely ranging---at large among us, filthy desire never changing... Hunger rampant, fell nature shamelessly displayed---man's sacrifice leaves lesser gods dismayed... Myth and darkness veil his movement---religion and doctrine boast meager improvement... Assyrian lunacy, imprudent preistly creation---assuming form in latter days, embraced by every nation.
Succor forever denied... Only disdain for those who died!