I'm the original gangsta of counting foo! Ah ha ha!
Male
108 years old
Transylvania
Romania
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Contacting Count_Von_Count
DETAILS
JOB:
Vampire
SMOKE:
Weed
DRINK:
Lush
RELIGION:
Luciferian
ORIENTATION:
Women
DATING STATUS:
Horny and ready
BODY TYPE:
Short like a munchkin
GENDER:
Male
MEMBER SINCE:
01/21/2008
STAR SIGN:
Gemini
LAST LOGIN:
Oct 9, 2008, 11:50 PM
MY RATING:
7.00
MUSIC
MOVIES & TV
Sesame Street
BOOKS
Bram Stoker's Dracula
TURN ONs
Girls who count! Although, if you excite me to terribly with your counting prowess, I may bite you and end your counting days my pet..Ah ha ha!
TURN OFFs
People who don't count! Vampires who sell chocolate marshmallows, and his pals a strawberry corpse and a stupid blue ghost! Humans who attempt to molest me because I'm a muppet...help! Save the Count!
Greetings! I am the Count! I love to count! When I'm not counting, I am in pursuit of my arch nemesis, that charlatan Count Chocula! What sort of Count does not count? I vill destroy him! If you see him, please tell the Count!
YOU HAVE JOINED THE MOST INFAMOUS GROUP IN DR! KEEP CHECKING IN WITH SATAN'S ASS FOR POWERS GIVEN AWAY. STAY AHEAD OF THE OTHER GUY, KEEP YOUR POWERS CURRENT! HA HA HA
