I'm the original gangsta of counting foo! Ah ha ha!
Male
108 years old
Transylvania
Romania
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DETAILS
JOB:
Vampire
SMOKE:
Weed
DRINK:
Lush
RELIGION:
Luciferian
ORIENTATION:
Women
DATING STATUS:
Horny and ready
BODY TYPE:
Short like a munchkin
GENDER:
Male
MEMBER SINCE:
01/21/2008
STAR SIGN:
Gemini
LAST LOGIN:
Oct 9, 2008, 11:50 PM
MY RATING:
7.00
MUSIC
MOVIES & TV
Sesame Street
BOOKS
Bram Stoker's Dracula
TURN ONs
Girls who count! Although, if you excite me to terribly with your counting prowess, I may bite you and end your counting days my pet..Ah ha ha!
TURN OFFs
People who don't count! Vampires who sell chocolate marshmallows, and his pals a strawberry corpse and a stupid blue ghost! Humans who attempt to molest me because I'm a muppet...help! Save the Count!
Greetings! I am the Count! I love to count! When I'm not counting, I am in pursuit of my arch nemesis, that charlatan Count Chocula! What sort of Count does not count? I vill destroy him! If you see him, please tell the Count!
