I'm the original gangsta of counting foo! Ah ha ha!
Male
108 years old
Transylvania
Romania
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Contacting Count_Von_Count
DETAILS
JOB:
Vampire
SMOKE:
Weed
DRINK:
Lush
RELIGION:
Luciferian
ORIENTATION:
Women
DATING STATUS:
Horny and ready
BODY TYPE:
Short like a munchkin
GENDER:
Male
MEMBER SINCE:
01/21/2008
STAR SIGN:
Gemini
LAST LOGIN:
Oct 9, 2008, 11:50 PM
MY RATING:
7.00
MUSIC
MOVIES & TV
Sesame Street
BOOKS
Bram Stoker's Dracula
TURN ONs
Girls who count! Although, if you excite me to terribly with your counting prowess, I may bite you and end your counting days my pet..Ah ha ha!
TURN OFFs
People who don't count! Vampires who sell chocolate marshmallows, and his pals a strawberry corpse and a stupid blue ghost! Humans who attempt to molest me because I'm a muppet...help! Save the Count!
Greetings! I am the Count! I love to count! When I'm not counting, I am in pursuit of my arch nemesis, that charlatan Count Chocula! What sort of Count does not count? I vill destroy him! If you see him, please tell the Count!
i've been checking out your music player and it made me wonder...
Where are the COUNTING CROWS...COUNT FIVE...COUNT BALTES & THE EGORS...COUNT FLOYD...COUNT ME OUT...COUNT BASIE...THE COUNT...COUNT BASS D...COUNT ZERO...COUNT LORRY & THE BITERS...COUNT RAVEN...COUNT VERTIGO and COUNT BOOGIE??
and most important of all...
where the hell are THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO and COUNT BLAH from "Greg The Bunny"???
should i tell them to bug off along COUNT DUCKULA?
HAHA...i sure did...i was making cookies for a fund raiser and i made like 60 but ate like 10 hHahahaha..=P and then like some cookies disapeared =/ but in the end i made more and had enough YAY...
dont laugh, but when my son was 5, he took tap class, and tumbling... and he got put in a show.. a competition of sorts.. anyhoo, he was the only boy in his class. AND.. in the show, he got to play the staring roll.. THE COUNT! ahahaha
